Forget the mass-produced swill! I ain't your average lager – they call me the BrewDog Lost Lager, a revolution in a can.

My brewers have ditched the bland and boring, infusing classic German Spalter Select and Saphir hops with a right whack of citrus and juicy stone fruit that'll leave your tastebuds tapping their toes. Bavarian yeast keeps my brew crisp and clean, a far cry from the gassy imitations you're used to. This, my friends, is a lager reborn, a taste of what it once was and should always be.

And listen here, I'm the planet-first Pilsner, crafted using clean wind power and a third less water! Crack me open, join the revolution, and raise a glass to a beer that's better for you and the planet – it's time to rewrite the lager rulebook, one sip at a time.